I Told You Once…
26 Apr 2024

Don’t you just HATE it when they call you a carpark? I mean…

Seriously, I wonder what the story is. Perhaps the lady doth protest too much… I don’t know. What do you think? I think it might just be a carpark.

Then again, the building has a right, surely, to self identify as it wants. Perhaps there’s a reason for the bold declaration, other than ego (a mere carpark? I’m a mall or an office building damn it, how dare you look down on me like I’m some vacuous block of empty concrete slutting myself out to every two bit automobile that happens to drive up and down my street and in and out of my entrance holes?)

Or maybe so many motorists ask for parking that the long suffering staff, exasperated, posted the notice before one of them went postal and decided to create some unilaterally pre-emptive payback on all those braindead sheep who somehow managed to get licensed to drive without ever acquiring the ability to read.

Maybe it really isn’t a parking lot…

Hell, now I really don’t know, and I’m confused. Whatever the case, there is a story here, and I’m dying to know what it is…

You’re not NOT a carpark just because you claim to not be a carpark. And posting it on the side of the possible carpark, even ironically, can only confuse. It’s clearly an important enough message to spell it out pretty clearly on the side of the building on a huge, expensive billboard. So it can’t just be a joke. Maybe its a social experiment or something.

Thing is, the message could not be more clear. It is direct, it is plain, and clear.

And here I am, completely unsure of whether it is a carpark or not.